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Q: What is the fastest time in the world?
問:世界上最快的時間是什麼?
A: The time when you watch Shen Yun. Two hours have been over even before you have the time to blink your eyes.
答:看神韻演出的時間。眼還沒來得及眨一下呢,兩個小時就過去了,演出居然就結束了!
Q: What is the slowest time in the world?
問:世界上最慢的時間是什麼?
A: The time when you are waiting for your friend to give a Shen Yun ticket when the show is going to start. Your friend says she is going to arrive in 5 minutes; but the five minutes feel like longer than a century because you are too worried that you will miss the start of Shen Yun.
答:當神韻演出就快開始了,你卻還在劇場門口等朋友給你拿票來的時候。朋友說五分鐘就到,可你覺得一個世紀都過去了,她卻還沒到,急得你兩眼直冒金星,因爲你太怕錯過神韻演出的任何一分鐘!
-Discovery from my personal experience of watching Shen Yun at Lincoln Center yesterday.
-該理論來自於本人昨日在林肯中心觀看神韻表演的親身體會。