Chinese Premier Li Keqiang Buying Meat 李克強買肉

Chinese Premier Li Keqiang went to a market to buy some meat before the Chinese New Year. Upon arriving at a butcher's booth, he asked, "How is the business?"
李克强去昭通年货市场，到肉摊前问：「生意怎么样？」
"It's usually OK. But today nothing has been sold so far."
答：「平时挺好，今天一斤没卖。」
"Why?"
李：「为什么？」
"Ordinary customers are not allowed to come in the market since you are here."
答：「因为您来了顾客不让进。」
"In this case let me buy 2 kilos."
李：「那我买两斤。」
"No, I cannot sell it to you."
答：「不卖。」
"Why?"
李：「为什么？」
"Because you are here, no knife is allowed to be brought to the market."
答：「因为您来了，刀不让带。」
"That's ok. How about I buy the whole piece?"
李：「刀没带也行，就买这一块儿。」
"No, I still cannot sell it to you."
答：「那也不能卖。」
"Why?"
李：「为什么？」
"Because usually the price is 23 yuan per kilo. Since you are here today, the price was changed to 18 yuan. If I sell it to you, I will lose 5 yuan per kilo."
答：「因为你没来时每斤23元，你来了每斤18元，卖1斤亏5元。」
"Then just sell it to me for 23 yuan."
李：「那就按每斤23元来一块儿。」
"No, I still cannot sell it to you."
答：「那也不卖。」
"Why, what the hell is the reason?"
李大惊：「又为啥？」
"Because I am not the vendor. I am actually an undercover police officer."
答：「我不是卖肉的，我其实是个武警。」
"Where is your team leader? Bring him here!"
李：「把你支队长叫来！」
"No, I cannot. He is selling apples in the market."
答：「支队长在卖昭通苹果。」

(以上中文是從網上抄來的，英文是我翻譯的。I translated the above Chinese content circulated widely amongst Chinese netizens. Author's name is unknown.)