Monk Tang's Eventual Death 當唐僧遭遇媒體……
1. Monk Tang Sanzang (in case you don’t know, he is the master of Monkey King from the famous novel “Journey to the West”) finished his endeavor of obtaining Buddhist sacred texts from India. As soon as he landed in Beijing, journalists asked:”What’s your opinion regarding the three accompanying girls in Beijing? (Jennifer’s note: “three accompanying girls” in China refers to girls who offer accompanying services when you eat, drink or go out. It is commonly understood that sex services are usually included.) Monk Tang Sanzang asked in surprise, “Are there also three accompanying girls in Beijing?” Immediately the following news breaks: “Monk Tang Arrives in Beijing, and Immediately Inquires Whether There Are Three Accompanying Girls.”
1，唐僧取經回北京才下飛機，記者問：你對三陪小姐有何看法？唐僧很吃驚：北京也有三陪小姐？記者第二天登報《唐僧飛抵北京，開口便問有無三陪》
2. Journalists asked Monk Tang, “What’s your opinion about girls offering sex services?” Monk Tang replied, “Not interested!” The next day the headline goes like this:” Monk Tang’s Requirement for Night Life is High. Local Sex Workers Left in the Cold.”
2，記者問唐僧：你對三陪問題有何看法？唐僧：不感興趣！記者第二天登報《唐僧夜間娛樂要求高，本地三陪小姐遭冷遇》
3. Journalists asked Monk Tang, “Do you have any opinions regarding ‘three accompanying girls’?” Monk Tang asked angrily, “What on earth is this three accompanying, four accompanying or five accompanying? I know nothing!” The next day the headline goes like this:”Three Accompanying Girls Can Hardly Satisfy Monk Tang, Who Demands Four Accompanying and Five Accompanying Girls.”
3，記者問唐僧，你對三陪小姐有沒有看法？唐僧很生氣：什麼三陪四陪五陪的？不知道！記者第二天登報《三陪已難滿足唐僧，四陪五陪方能過癮》
4. Journalists again asked Monk Tang questions; and Monk Tang refused to respond. The next day the headline goes: “Confronted with the Three Accompanying Girls Question, Monk Tang Cannot Offer a Response.”
4，記者後來再問唐僧，唐僧不發言。記者第二天登報《面對三陪問題，唐僧無言以對》
5. Monk Tang became very angry and said to the journalists, “I will sue you in court for writing fake news!” The next day the headline goes,”Monk Tang Extremely Angry Because of Three Accompanying Girls”
5，唐僧大怒，對記者說，這麼亂寫，我去法院告你！記者第二天登報《唐僧一怒為三陪》
6. Monk Tang was so angry that he really went to court and sued the journalists. On the next day, all the newspapers reported that “The Court Is Going to Hear The Case regarding Monk Tang and the Three Accompanying Girls.” Upon reading these reports, Monk Tang knocked his head against the wall and killed himself as a result.
6，唐僧氣急之下，將記者告到法庭。媒體爭相報導《法庭將審理唐僧三陪小姐案》，唐僧看後撞墻而死。
(中文是我從網上抄的，英文是我翻譯的。The above was picked and translated by Jennifer from online content in Chinese. ）
1/31/2018 *
