Plunder with Correct Weapons 搶劫武器
If you ever want to plunder, make sure you use the correct weapons. Initially, I plundered with a knife, and got 5 years in jail. Later on, I used a gun; and got 10 years. Then I raised a hammer and a sickle...And my 15 years in prison before was now counted as the party standing!
拿什麼武器搶劫是一門大學問，開始我用刀，坐了五年牢。出來後，我用槍，被判了十年。後來，我舉起了鐮刀和斧子……前面15年就算黨齡了！
(Translated into English by Jennifer. Author of original Chinese text unknown. 中文是網上抄的，英文是我翻譯的。）
6/1/2018
