Plunder with Correct Weapons 搶劫武器
If you ever want to plunder, make sure you use the correct weapons. Initially, I plundered with a knife, and got 5 years in jail. Later on, I used a gun; and got 10 years. Then I raised a hammer and a sickle...And my 15 years in prison before was now counted as the party standing!
拿什麼武器搶劫是一門大學問,開始我用刀,坐了五年牢。出來後,我用槍,被判了十年。後來,我舉起了鐮刀和斧子……前面15年就算黨齡了!
(Translated into English by Jennifer. Author of original Chinese text unknown. 中文是網上抄的,英文是我翻譯的。)
6/1/2018